"Emotional Baggage Fee Applies" Keychain – Funny Toilet Humor Gift (Not My Poo)

Got someone dumping their drama on you?

Let them know there’s a fee.

The “Emotional Baggage Fee Applies” keychain delivers the perfect mix of humor and attitude. Whether it’s for a coworker, friend, or that one person who always has “just one more thing,” this is your new favorite way to say… not today.

🚽 What It Is:
• Funny toilet-themed keychain with bold design  
• Durable 3D-printed construction  
• Lightweight and easy to carry  
• Built to last and get laughs  

😂 Why You’ll Love It:
• Perfect gag gift for friends, coworkers, or family  
• Great conversation starter (for better or worse)  
• Adds personality to keys, bags, or backpacks  
• Just the right amount of sarcasm  

🇺🇸 Made in the USA by a veteran-owned small business  
📦 Ships fast from Nebraska  

💡 Great for birthdays, white elephant gifts, or anyone who brings a little too much “baggage”

⚠️ Warning: May cause laughter, awkward silence, or sudden self-awareness.